February 17, 2009
iPhones Okay, let’s be frank, pretty much everything that Apple announces is man crushable.  There is something about Apple’s design, simplicity, and sleekness which makes a man fawn over their products.  The iPhone shot the normal Apple man crush to new heights and catapulted it over the moon.  From the moment Steve Jobs (who is also worthy of a man crush, black turtlenecks=major crush) announced the iPhone men began to lust over it.  It was sleek like an iPod, but you could touch the screen, listen to music, send texts and hell everyone out there knows what it does.  To a man it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.  Why should a man have a beautiful woman by his side when an iPhone can solicit stares of envy from his male peers.  A man wants the iPhone to be his best friend, and when his eyes are on his iPhone the rest of the world fades away, like the end of a romantic comedy.  An iPhone makes a man feel like, well a man, since it appeals to his technological senses.  Any man lusts over a bad ass piece of new technology, but the iPhone is also a sensitive crush.  It’s not big and bulky, but sleek and sultry.  It curves like a woman in his hands, and he wants to caress it’s plastic shell and feel how smooth it is.  Sure an iPhone can do amazing things, but it is truly worthy of the man crush because to a man, the iPhone is a beautiful work of art, that can be used to accomplish new technological feats.

iPhones

Okay, let’s be frank, pretty much everything that Apple announces is man crushable.  There is something about Apple’s design, simplicity, and sleekness which makes a man fawn over their products.  The iPhone shot the normal Apple man crush to new heights and catapulted it over the moon.  From the moment Steve Jobs (who is also worthy of a man crush, black turtlenecks=major crush) announced the iPhone men began to lust over it.  It was sleek like an iPod, but you could touch the screen, listen to music, send texts and hell everyone out there knows what it does.  To a man it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.  Why should a man have a beautiful woman by his side when an iPhone can solicit stares of envy from his male peers.  A man wants the iPhone to be his best friend, and when his eyes are on his iPhone the rest of the world fades away, like the end of a romantic comedy.  An iPhone makes a man feel like, well a man, since it appeals to his technological senses.  Any man lusts over a bad ass piece of new technology, but the iPhone is also a sensitive crush.  It’s not big and bulky, but sleek and sultry.  It curves like a woman in his hands, and he wants to caress it’s plastic shell and feel how smooth it is.  Sure an iPhone can do amazing things, but it is truly worthy of the man crush because to a man, the iPhone is a beautiful work of art, that can be used to accomplish new technological feats.

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February 9, 2009
JAMES BOND James Bond is the walking embodiment of the Man Crush.   Nearly all traits found in other man crushes can be found in the DNA that makes up James Bond (movie Bond only, a man cannot vouch for the crush worthiness of Bond on the page).  If God embodies everything that makes up the universe then James Bond embodies everything that makes up a man crush. There are almost too many reasons for a man to crush on James Bond.  He’s like that girl in high school that was super cute, had an asymmetrical haircut, loved Rushmore and had way better taste in music than you.  The James Bond variations of this are his handsomeness, a plethora of amazing gadgets (jet packs, pen grenades, camera with a laser gun, etc) the ability to stare at a woman and get her to make love to you within seconds, impeccable grooming, finely tailored suits, excellent poker skills, a taste for expensive alcohol, a lover of guns, the skill to take a man down with the flick of his wrist, stern brooding looks, an attitude towards authority, and of course a British accent.  No man can resist this.  A man swoons when James Bond flips a villain driving at him on his motorcycle, and enters cloud nine when that smooth British voice leaves his lips.  If you are a man and you don’t have a crush on James Bond then men will doubt your claim to a Y Chromosome.  Every man wants to be Bond.  And how could you not. Please note that crushing on Bond does not mean that a man has to enjoy James Bond films, just what Bond represents in these films.  Also a man is not required to crush on all Bond’s as no man has ever crushed on George Lazenby.

JAMES BOND

James Bond is the walking embodiment of the Man Crush.   Nearly all traits found in other man crushes can be found in the DNA that makes up James Bond (movie Bond only, a man cannot vouch for the crush worthiness of Bond on the page).  If God embodies everything that makes up the universe then James Bond embodies everything that makes up a man crush.

There are almost too many reasons for a man to crush on James Bond.  He’s like that girl in high school that was super cute, had an asymmetrical haircut, loved Rushmore and had way better taste in music than you.  The James Bond variations of this are his handsomeness, a plethora of amazing gadgets (jet packs, pen grenades, camera with a laser gun, etc) the ability to stare at a woman and get her to make love to you within seconds, impeccable grooming, finely tailored suits, excellent poker skills, a taste for expensive alcohol, a lover of guns, the skill to take a man down with the flick of his wrist, stern brooding looks, an attitude towards authority, and of course a British accent.  No man can resist this.  A man swoons when James Bond flips a villain driving at him on his motorcycle, and enters cloud nine when that smooth British voice leaves his lips.  If you are a man and you don’t have a crush on James Bond then men will doubt your claim to a Y Chromosome.  Every man wants to be Bond.  And how could you not.

Please note that crushing on Bond does not mean that a man has to enjoy James Bond films, just what Bond represents in these films.  Also a man is not required to crush on all Bond’s as no man has ever crushed on George Lazenby.

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