James Bond is the walking embodiment of the Man Crush. Nearly all traits found in other man crushes can be found in the DNA that makes up James Bond (movie Bond only, a man cannot vouch for the crush worthiness of Bond on the page). If God embodies everything that makes up the universe then James Bond embodies everything that makes up a man crush.
4 years ago
There are almost too many reasons for a man to crush on James Bond. He’s like that girl in high school that was super cute, had an asymmetrical haircut, loved Rushmore and had way better taste in music than you. The James Bond variations of this are his handsomeness, a plethora of amazing gadgets (jet packs, pen grenades, camera with a laser gun, etc) the ability to stare at a woman and get her to make love to you within seconds, impeccable grooming, finely tailored suits, excellent poker skills, a taste for expensive alcohol, a lover of guns, the skill to take a man down with the flick of his wrist, stern brooding looks, an attitude towards authority, and of course a British accent. No man can resist this. A man swoons when James Bond flips a villain driving at him on his motorcycle, and enters cloud nine when that smooth British voice leaves his lips. If you are a man and you don’t have a crush on James Bond then men will doubt your claim to a Y Chromosome. Every man wants to be Bond. And how could you not.
Please note that crushing on Bond does not mean that a man has to enjoy James Bond films, just what Bond represents in these films. Also a man is not required to crush on all Bond’s as no man has ever crushed on George Lazenby.